I’m curious if most girls would see my dick and want it….kinda just want to show it to a few girls and get an honest answer on what they think and if they think it would be able to satisfy them
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need some girls for a question… - m4w - 24 (sw burbs)
As long as people keep posting stuff like this in strictly platonic I can’t tear myself away from craigslist
With what big news snow is, sometimes its hard to remember that Cleveland is a big city..
Spotted on my walk to the train station.
I’m in love with this goose.
In this case, Amata said, other than having a weight problem, the boy was a normal elementary school student who was on the honor roll and participated in school activities.
Records show the child’s only current medical problem, sleep apnea, is being treated and that he wears a machine nightly that helps and monitors his breathing.
“They are trying to make it seem like I am unfit, like I don’t love my child,” the boy’s mother said.
“Of course I love him. Of course I want him to lose weight. It’s a lifestyle change, and they are trying to make it seem like I am not embracing that. It is very hard, but I am trying.”
A Plain Dealer analysis of police records in nearly 90 cases reported over three years reveals that officials have chronically misinformed the public about the number of sex crimes reported in the city.
At least a third of reported sex offenses, including many involving children, have been classified by the police department as non-crimes with labels such as “miscellaneous” or “departmental information.”
I am pretty much constantly disgusted with the way that sex crime is handled in this metro.
Spotted at a university circle convenience store yesterday
While I could care less what people but with their EBT something about this ad strikes me as strange.
ASSAULT, HOMECREST DRIVE: Officers were dispatched to a residence for an assault complaint on Sept. 13. Upon investigation, police found the suspect was intoxicated and creating a disturbance. According to the victim, the suspect was a former resident and who let herself in. The victim said she caught the woman taking frozen pizzas and asked her to leave, but the suspect punched her in the face. The victim’s boyfriend removed the suspect from the residence and restrained her until police arrived. The suspect was arrested for assault.
— Intoxicated former resident enters home, assaults woman: North Ridgeville Police Blotter
As the officer visually inspected the woman, he noticed a bulge in her left pants pocket. Turns out the woman had two sandwich bags of marijuana and $160 in that pocket. She also admitted that the 44-year-old man she visited was “someone I have sex with.”
Officers found six photos of the woman wearing provocative clothing in provocative poses under the passenger sun visor and in the woman’s purse were “copious” amounts of condoms and a canister of Vaseline. In the trunk, officers found more condoms and other sex-related items.
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Arrests made for prostitution and solicitation: Brecksville Police Blotter
Hopefully the officers involved took this as a teachable moment about the efficacy of mixing condoms and Vaseline.
I was in line ordering my Thanksgiving pumpkin pies. I’m a worrier and I always get my pumpkin pies early. I noticed you looking at the lemon merrange. You asked me what my favorite pie was and I said pumpkin. You said pumpkin is gross. Even though we don’t like the same kind of pies, I couldn’t help but wonder what other types of baked confections we could make together.
What shoe size am I?
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Pie lady seeking Mr. Pieman - w4m
And then sometimes you find a missed connection that so perfectly fits with your interests (pie!) as well as the archetypical craigslist missed connection structure (asks a totally random identifying question, vaguely lewd) that you wonder if someone wrote this SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU TO FIND.
I am looking for a expecting mom or already mom.
I am pregnant with my first child.
I am around 5 months, I am not 100% sure I am pregnant, but I do have 3 positive tests with faint lines. I am looking for a mom or expecting mom to talk to about what we are both experiencing or what you experienced and what I am, and how we can compare, I am looking for a lifetime friend, I have one friend, I adore her, she’s like my sister, we could both use a friend, but I would really like to make some new friends. If your real and looking for a real friend, who needs support and can support you too.
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Expecting Moms and Already Mom’s I am looking for a Lifelong Friend - w4w
Sometimes I am like “Hey, Quinn, maybe you should do something productive instead of combing through the strictly platonic section of craigslist for weird shit” and then I come to my senses. Because there are people there who think they might be five months pregnant but still aren’t totally sure yet.
Single normal healthy males here for a normal sane girl who is willing to rent me a bedroom for the night. If you live by yourself and have an extra bedroom, or even a living room, that’s what I need. I need to meet a girl and we need a place. A hotel is too expensive for us. Please help, we will pay you. Thanks.
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totally normal nothing to see here
“Waltz/Dreamer/Sleeper” by Ages @ Now That’s Class
I am stupid psyched about this pop punk band. I like the breakdowns and everything.
“Little Things” by Two Hand Fools
But if you ask me / we’ve got plenty of time / to fix everything wrong in our lives / and maybe we’ll all end up happier
I have been listening to these guys pretty hard lately
This is just a collection of things I think are neat.
A general overview of 'things I think are neat':abandonment/the post-industrial midwest, anarchism (syndicalism, insurrectionalism, etc), race/ethnicity (esp. defining/constructing the boundaries of whiteness), gender, class (talking/thinking about class generally seems to be an underrated activity), health care (access to, the experience of obtaining, etc), art, science fiction, punk music, conservative talk radio and anthropology (which probably incorporates almost everything else about people).
