11.20.2008 23:48

#262095 - http://qdb.us/262095?%2F

  • <hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
  • <hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
  • <hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
  • <hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
  • <hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
  • <hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
11.02.2008 20:03
  • Jacob: so i just destroyed a cork and now i have to finish a bottle of wine tonight lest it go bad
  • Quinn: you don't have any old corks around?
  • Jacob: well, i probably do
  • Quinn: or you could just use it as an excuse
  • Jacob: but then i dont have an excuse
  • Quinn: OH I SEE WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE
07.22.2008 18:31

Panicked texting to ryan while he is at work

  • Ryan: I can't wait to see you.
  • Quinn: i am looking forward to you coming home as well!
  • Quinn: DID YOU KNOW THAT THOSE BUGS I HATE LOVE TO LIVE IN COMPUTERS?!?!??! WE ARE NEVER BUYING USED ELECTRONICS AGAIN
  • Quinn: OH GOD I THINK THERE ARE BUGS IN MY SHOWSJG;JE:Tk
07.09.2008 13:23

Cosmology SMS

  • Quinn: Do you know anything about baha'i? it seems like a tribulation one religion. Are xtns worried? Or is this another sign of the end times?
  • Ryan: I have never heard of it. And once its govt mandated its a sign
  • Quinn: They are affiliated with the un. Isn't that the one government?
07.07.2008 10:18

of course I'm worried about peak metal

  • Jacob: this peak metal thing makes those singularity people seem even more detached from reality
  • Quinn: i am not sure who they are but they sound like conspiracy theorists
  • Jacob: haha
  • Jacob: its like...the rapture for sci fi nerds
  • Quinn: conspiracy theorists are really great as long as i don't actually have to talk to them and i can just watch their poorly produced youtube documentaries